Posted by Bible Probe on September 05, 2006 at 21:59:07:
One brother dies and the other brother goes to the pastor of the largest church in town. He says, "Pastor, my brother and I never went to church. Neither of us had much use for religion. But appearances are important to us, so if you'll agree to do my brother's funeral and somewhere during the eulogy you say he is a saint, I'll donate $100,000 to your building program." The pastor thought about it for a moment and said, "Double it and you've got a deal." The brother said, "Ok."
On the day of the funeral the pastor gave this eulogy, "The man who lies before you was a very rich man. He wielded great power in our community. He never gave a dime to ease the suffering of another. If the newspaper accounts can be believed, he was a cheat and a scoundrel. But compared to his brother over there, he was a saint."
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